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40 votes
Hey, if I kiss you will I get slapped?
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39 votes
I can recite pi to 1,000 digits. Want to see?
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38 votes
pirate pickupline: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?
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38 votes
I love you like an emo loves girls pants.
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37 votes
Let me float:right up inside you and I'll make you collapse...(unless you have a clear div)
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36 votes
I want to lick mashed potatoes off your face.
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36 votes
Pickup lines suck, let's just make out!
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35 votes
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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35 votes
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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35 votes
Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
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34 votes
I'm developing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta test?
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34 votes
My penis just died...can i bury it in your ass?
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33 votes
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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32 votes
here's 20p. Go phone your mom and tell her you're not coming home tonight.
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32 votes
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
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