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80 votes
My buddies bet I wouldn't be able to talk with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy drinks with their money?
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67 votes
Hey! If you're trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round's on me.
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63 votes
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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48 votes
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
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47 votes
Are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
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47 votes
I see you wear shoes, too!
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45 votes
Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?
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44 votes
(throw ice on the floor) "now that I've broken the ice, do you want a drink?"
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42 votes
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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41 votes
You got something on your chest: My eyes
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41 votes
You need a shower...I need a shower... I see a connection.
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41 votes
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing knickers.
Her: "Nice try but I am."
Sorry, it's an hour fast.
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41 votes
You had me at "Hello World."
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39 votes
I must be huntin' treasure 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest
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38 votes
pirate pickupline: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?
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