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9 votes
"Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces"
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9 votes
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."
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7 votes
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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7 votes
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
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6 votes
There's something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it!
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6 votes
along the same lines of the fart one - My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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5 votes
"You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!"
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4 votes
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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3 votes
i turn to you in a drunken stupor and say, "I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight."
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0 vote
lol! actually, "do i know you?..." has actually worked for me on a few occasions! :) hahaha!
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Thanks to for the #FollowFriday love! :) She's also great at the rebuttals! LOL!
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I just bit and said "Sorry just taking a bite out of crime cause it's illegal to look that good!"
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