The Pickup truck

smile girl it aint that bad

by MsDonnaGreen

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  1. thepickuptruck
    111 pickups with a total of 1497 votes.
  2. foamcow
    6 pickups with a total of 65 votes.
  3. wipoolplayer
    18 pickups with a total of 54 votes.
  4. garryism
    9 pickups with a total of 53 votes.
  5. KrnSidez
    1 pickup with a total of 44 votes.
  1. 76 votes My buddies bet I wouldn't be able to talk with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy drinks with their money? thepickuptruck
  2. 62 votes Hey! If you're trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round's on me. thepickuptruck
  3. 54 votes Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? thepickuptruck
  4. 44 votes me: i'm invisible. girl: really? me: can you see me? girl: yes. me: how about tomorrow night? KrnSidez
  5. 44 votes Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living? thepickuptruck
  6. 44 votes Are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you. thepickuptruck
  7. 42 votes Hey, want to play house. I could be the door and you could slam me all night long. Jenreynolds25
  8. 41 votes (throw ice on the floor) "now that I've broken the ice, do you want a drink?" thepickuptruck
  9. 40 votes I see you wear shoes, too! thepickuptruck
  10. 39 votes Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? thepickuptruck