Would you like to come back to mine for some casual sex? Hand on heart, I won't murder you, promise.
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I left a tag open so I can't get your <body> out of my <head>
HeyChinaski
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76 votes
Your eyes remind me of my favourite colour, #99CCEE
iammarkcameron
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74 votes
My buddies bet I wouldn't be able to talk with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy drinks with their money?
thepickuptruck
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74 votes
Float: left, I'll float: right and we will be position:fixed for the night.
iammarkcameron
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64 votes
Don't <br /> my heart, pretty lady.
megsmitley
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61 votes
Hey! If you're trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round's on me.
thepickuptruck
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59 votes
Let me take you away from that <table> and CSS you all night long.
iammarkcameron
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52 votes
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
thepickuptruck
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51 votes
Are your ports open and accepting incoming connections?
garethadams
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47 votes
Does your <body> want to end with my </body>
KingJohnny