The Pickup truck

"Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces"

by garryism

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  1. thepickuptruck
    143 pickups with a total of 1655 votes.
  2. iammarkcameron
    5 pickups with a total of 227 votes.
  3. megsmitley
    5 pickups with a total of 126 votes.
  4. garethadams
    4 pickups with a total of 114 votes.
  5. kassy4
    8 pickups with a total of 103 votes.
  1. 80 votes I left a tag open so I can't get your <body> out of my <head> HeyChinaski
  2. 72 votes Your eyes remind me of my favourite colour, #99CCEE iammarkcameron
  3. 69 votes My buddies bet I wouldn't be able to talk with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy drinks with their money? thepickuptruck
  4. 67 votes Float: left, I'll float: right and we will be position:fixed for the night. iammarkcameron
  5. 56 votes Don't <br /> my heart, pretty lady. megsmitley
  6. 54 votes Hey! If you're trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round's on me. thepickuptruck
  7. 54 votes Let me take you away from that <table> and CSS you all night long. iammarkcameron
  8. 53 votes Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? thepickuptruck
  9. 47 votes Are your ports open and accepting incoming connections? garethadams
  10. 41 votes Hey, want to play house. I could be the door and you could slam me all night long. Jenreynolds25